Self-coined term: riceosophy - a combination of words 'rice' and 'philosophy'. Which really just mean the philosophies of rice. Don't think too much into it, though. If I sound illogical or incoherent, I probably am. :P
Here are some sayings I grew up with that are related to rice, each of which encapsulates the philosophies of life in its own unique way:
- Finish up every single grain of rice on your plate, or else whatever is left on it will resemble the acne/pimples on your future husband's face. You don't want that, do you?
- I've consumed more salt in my lifetime than the total amount of rice you've eaten up in yours.
- It's a sin to let your tears fall into your plate of rice. Go cry elsewhere, then come back to your food.
- Too late... rice has turned into porridge. (There's no turning back.)
- The rice won't cook itself. (Quit talking and go do some real work.)
- Best remedy if you choke on fish bone - swallow mouthful of rice.
So! what was on the list of my last day of food diary? Let's see:
0030: vege soup - soup I made the other day, with celery, carrots, and corn
Working night shift allows tiny breaks I get to give myself, peppered with snacks like 6 Pringles chips and 15 almond nuts :P
0230: apple cinnamon Nutrigrain bar, green tea
0330: a piece of chocolate
0700: lately I don't sleep right after I get back home from work, so had breakfast like a normal being - cheese jalapeƱo bagel and coffee, with some cereal in it
1700: early dinner - instant noodles
1830: coffee
2230: instant oatmeal
Working night shift allows tiny breaks I get to give myself, peppered with snacks like 6 Pringles chips and 15 almond nuts :P
0230: apple cinnamon Nutrigrain bar, green tea
0330: a piece of chocolate
0700: lately I don't sleep right after I get back home from work, so had breakfast like a normal being - cheese jalapeƱo bagel and coffee, with some cereal in it
1700: early dinner - instant noodles
1830: coffee
2230: instant oatmeal
With that. I'm proud to say, I'm done with my first project! :) Looking forward to many more to come. Many thanks to Jun, Chean and Mandy for helping me out with the guest posts. And to the rest who accompanied me along the way. :)
2 comments:
Oh wow, I grew up with those aphorisms too (or should I say, apho-rice-ism? huhuhu). Since I'm a bloke, i didn't get the pimple on husband one but my late great grandmother would go "Do you know how hard it is to grow a single grain of rice?" whenever I fail to turn in a thoroughly empty bowl.
It's after she passed away last year that I finally thought of a retort;
They don't grow one grain of rice at a time. Sigh.
Hahaha that's a good one! :D Although I'm not so sure if your late great grandma would've appreciated the humour. :P
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