When you're bored...

...you should take pictures of live crabs. They make you feel better about yourself because you don't ever have to walk sideways with 6 legs, live in a shell forever, and stare out of the aquarium tank counting the seconds before you get thrown into this super-hot (*duh*) boiling water and spend your last few minutes struggling to get the hell out of there jumping up for the coolness above the water surface knowing perfectly that you won't survive yet never giving up hope anyway. Not that you could jump or that air above the water surface is any much cooler also. Hmm. I wonder if there's a Crab's Book of Death. Jotting down each and every mister's and missus' time and date of death, how long they've lived and all.

" Uhh.. Mr. Johnny Crab. You've lived 378, 342, 349 seconds, that's like more than 10 human years. Congratulations, you've lived a full crabby life, you showed us all the crabby spirit in you that every other crabs should have. In your darkest moments and while facing death, you fought with all your might and that should be acknowledged and praised. So here you go, Mr. Johnny Crab, your Warrior of the Year medal. Congrats again."

You and I, we don't live no crabby (or crappy) life. We're lucky people, compared to many others. So stop complaining about boredom already! Go find something to spice up your life! :)