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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Little Boy, Adult Talk

Zeh ('sis' in Hokkien), I think you should cut your hair real short!

Blur. Why?

Because you won't look good in short hair. And if you don't look good, no guys will notice you, so then no guys will go after you!

Pause. Why is it a problem if guys go after me?

Then you'll probably get involved in a relationship, which I think you shouldn't.

Starting to feel irritated. And why is that, pray tell, lil bro?

Because then you won't do well in your studies.

Irritated. Why do you think me being in a relationship would affect my studies?

Because I don't think you can handle both things at the same time.

Really irritated. Explain yourself, lil bro.

Because you've never been in a relationship before!

Speechless. Who told you I've never been in a relationship before??

Horrr!!! *shocked* You have?! I'm telling mommy!!! (yelling "MA......!!")
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I dunno whether to laugh or cry. Is he cute, funny or irritating. Maybe all of the above. Acting smart and thinking he knows all. My dear lil brother who doesnt know much bout me let alone my love life wanna give me advice! Kids nowadays...!!! Yuppp, that's my lil bro. Go figure.

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