You Know You Need To Lose Weight When...

• Someone tells you to wipe your chin and you have to pause and wonder which one.
• You go over a bump in your car and your tummy shakes.
• It takes the underside of your arms two whole minutes to stop jiggling.
• Your stomach enters a room before you do.
• When you dance vigorously, you go one way and your stomach another.
• You wear maternity pants even though you're not pregnant.
• When someone pokes you, her finger disappears into your many folds.
• You have more creases and folds than a shirt that just came out of the dryer.
• Your butt should have its own postcode.
• Even your feet start to look fat.
• Your fingers look like sausages.
• People ask how many months you're gone.
• You lie down on your side and your tummy leans too.
• You don't have to pad your stomach when you dress up as Santa Claus.

-Compiled by Mia Amran (excerpt taken from Malaysian Today, 8 June 06)
I personally thought it was hilarious! =)