Have You Ever...

Have you ever:

1. Blown your nose a little too loudly in your class when everyone's listening to a complicated math problem frustratingly and every tiny sound seems to be amplified and irritating more than it usually is?
2. Splattered a mouthful of coke in your friend's face due to a stupid joke another friend was telling?
3. Tripped right in front of your friend who said hello to you, and a whole bunch of passer-bys, while turning around to greet him?
4. Dug your nose and absent-mindedly wiped it away under the table only to notice the guy you were having a crush on was standing not far away looking at you wide-eyed and stopped in his track which seemed to be heading towards you for a chat... initially but not anymore?
5. Shouted at a girl in a dance performance who made the same old mistake she always made during rehearsals, only this time it was the real thing, and made a fool out of yourself in front of the whole crowd?
6. Thought that you actually made a funny joke when the incident above happened that's why the crowd was laughing and you actually beamed only to realize much much much later they were laughing AT you and not anything else?
7. Asked your mom if it's possible not to grow old because and only because you're worried you're gonna have white hair and you think it's scary?
8. Asked your mom if it's possible not to grow up at all because you like the way you are and also because grow up means growing boobs for a normal girl and you think there's a high chance you're a normal girl and you don't wanna grow boobs because you wouldn't know how to wear a bra because dunno which idiot invented the bras with the hook behind when it's so obvious eyes grow in front (on the face to be exact) and you're scared you wont be able to wear bras because your hands may not be long enough to reach behind and you'd get into trouble because girls have to wear them and you wonder if you can actually not wear them yet be normal and not get into trouble?
9. Slipped on the ice and fell with a loud thud in front of all the students coming out from class and the 2 seconds silence and eyes staring at you felt like an eternity?
10. Been very extremely mean to someone when you know you shouldnt but did it anyway?
11. Asked someone a silly question just for the fun of it and just because you feel like it even when you know it irritates the hell out of him/her/them but did it anyway?
12. Wished you were someone else at some point of your life?
13. Wished that you were an Eskimo instead because it'll be cool to tell people your house is an igloo? "My house is Igulumuatamala Igloo. I live in an igloo. I'm living in an igloo. I lived in an igloo. I used to live in an igloo. My parents live in an igloo...." Cool.

Not that I have... I'm just saying.. =P