Siao!

If I have nothing to worry about, or no one to answer to, no norms to comply to, no expectations to live up to, no one that i could or might harm by my actions, no punishment to befall me, no consequences to bear, no prison no guilt-haunting no zilch, and if logic doesnt exist at all in this universe, I would:

1. Do something nasty however I feel like it to those who couldnt get pass my Standard Hypocrisy Test which I'll set by reasonable standards and logic.
2. Eat everything I love, whenever I want it, however much I can manage to eat, until my stomach is close to bursting. muahahahahaaa.
3. Fly a jetplane to the Arctic and Antartic, catch a fish or some rare animal that you cant find in tropical ocean, bring it back to Malaysia and adopt it. I'll name it... The Fish. I'll have my own gigantic Arctic-imitation aquarium. Before I come back, I'll take many many pictures with the whole Polar Bear family and the Penguin family and their "yi ma gu zeh" ('all the relatives' in cantonese)!
4. Find a suitable date and name it the Annoyance Day, and dedicate that day to just annoy the hell out of every single people everybody meets and make it compulsory to all citizens in the whole wide world. Those who disobey will be sent to a room where they get annoyed till they couldnt stand it and have to repulse and annoy those people back. No choice whatsoever.
5. Continue talking crap until all of you get agitated and burst into tears! And then laugh in your face!

Unfortunately, i dont think i'm capable of more crap than this. sorry to disappoint you, ppl... Well i think this whole entry is nothing but rubbish, so if you somehow miraculously read till here, then i respect you! have a nice day! eat more ice cream, get fat, be happy, dont worry bout tomorrow!
*evil laugh*